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A fantasy adventure comedy where the hero is unqualified, the magic is malfunctioning, and saving the world might be the worst possible idea.
In a land of mighty warriors, soaring dragons, and world-ending prophecies… Bob was supposed to be baking cinnamon rolls.
But thanks to a “mildly confusing” prophecy and some very questionable decision-making by the kingdom’s council, Bob is now on a quest to save the world. Sort of. Maybe. Hopefully not.
🏰 No training
🧙♂️ Bizarre magical allies
🐉 Enemies that may or may not exist
🎻 A bard who can't carry a tune
🌳 A talking tree with unsolicited advice
Armed with a creaky set of armor and a sword that may have belonged to a salad chef, Bob stumbles through mystic forests, chaotic magic, and ancient prophecies that seem to have been written by someone with a head injury.
🎨 A color no one has ever seen before… could YOU imagine it? 🎨
Bob can’t. But he did accidentally summon it once—and the goats have never been the same.
💡 A laugh-out-loud journey about bumbling through bravery, accidental heroism, and the weird kind of magic that only appears when everything goes completely sideways.
📖 Perfect for fans of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, and anyone who thinks fantasy could use a little less brooding and a lot more banter!
📖 Click here to buy now!
📘 eBook:£4.68 http://books2read.com/u/b5GYEl
📕 Printed Book: £10.14 http://a.co/d/6A1lds2
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On website since. 2024
Price: £5London, London